Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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