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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.

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  That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...

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• (347): View more from New York

  He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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• (760): View more from California

  Why the fuck are you playing with legos?

  (254): View more from Texas

  Why the fuck are you questioning me?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.

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