South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
