Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
