Dual....:-)
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We're too hungover to prance.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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