My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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