have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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