i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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