i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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