it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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