he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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