that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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