I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just saw a hot homeless man
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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