I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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