OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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The uberlube is also flammable
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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