So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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