Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
last night I used snow as a chaser
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