Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am naked and annoyed.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
