He asked to "fluff my boner.."
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
nutella sex= disaster
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's not a walk of shame if you run
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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