Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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