winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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