I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
