Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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