I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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