Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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