She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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