they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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