That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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