4 words: hood of his car
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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