If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She even gives head with a lisp.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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