Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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