dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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