do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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