He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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