if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
