Where did you get a picture of my penis
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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