got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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