The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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