What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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