their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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