How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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