It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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