Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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