Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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