I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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