So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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