But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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