Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I have post one night stand depression
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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