How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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