Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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