I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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