Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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