either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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