Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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