Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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