i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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